Random, hilarious story by teenage boy

Monday, April 20, 2009 at 4:45 pm | In Humor | 2 Comments
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Reading Arjoo’s fiction or non-fiction story, TJ (Sona’s other cousin) was inspired to write a “story” of his own. This is the e-mail we received:

omshantiom “I have a fiction or non-fiction.

I was walking with my friend to his soccer practice, when suddenly, a gay guy grabbed my butt. Instantly, I punched him in the face and started beating the crap out of him.

This reaction stopped, only when I noticed, the man I was beating the crap out of was none other than Shah Rukh Khan. I helped him up and after I apologized, we danced to the song Om Shanti Om with Aishwariya Rai and Juhi Chawla.

Fiction or Non-Fiction?”

- TJ

One day this conversation might be based on real facts

Thursday, March 5, 2009 at 10:36 pm | In Film, Fun, Gyan, Humor | 6 Comments
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Jasmine: Tujhe shahrukh ka invite nahin mila…holi ke liye? (Did you get Shah Rukh’s Holi invitation?)
Sona: Mila tha, but itni busy thi…amrita ki aur ayesha ki shaadi ki preprations karni thi naa ( I did get it, but because I was so busy for Amrita and Ayesha’s marriage preprations, I didn’t have time)
Sona: Mere bina kaisey hota (How would anything happen without me)
Jasmine: Haan woh toh hai (Yeah that’s true)
Jasmine: It’s been a busy first week of march
Sona: Yeah that’s true
Jasmine: Too many parties…and god how did they not take any pictures of us
Sona: Photographers don’t like us because remember when we bashed them for invading our privacy
Sona: We’re communication majors we understand their job, but they crossed the limit
Jasmine: Haan woh toh hai…par (Yeah that’s true…but) I miss seeing our pretty clothes, I mean people are missing out on so much!
Sona: Well people can always look at the clothes of some of the celebrities, after all we style them
Sona: Of course not all the time, because of the lack of time, but when they do look good, it’s because we styled them
Jasmine: Mehndi kiti sunder hai (Mehndi looks beautiful)
Sona: I love it, somebody should create a holiday for mehndi, it deserves its own day
Jasmine: haha
Jasmine: We should make one
Sona: Another thing we have to do, nanhi si jaanein kya kya karengi (How much can two lives do (this one is hard to translate…basically that’s what it means)
Jasmine: haha
Sona: Art direction, production design, styling celebrities, writing
Jasmine: Hum kaam ke bhoj se marenge ek din (One day we’ll die of the burden of work)
Sona: But khushi se marenge (But we’ll die happily)

That Was My Whore

Thursday, February 19, 2009 at 7:22 pm | In Humor | Leave a Comment
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Once upon a time there was a girl named Phool. She loved the beach and she loved horses. But poor girl had a speech impediment and couldn’t pronounce the word Horse.

One day she went to visit her Uncle in a place called Daman. There were beaches everywhere. She loved the place so much, she told her mom to buy them a house there and so they did. Of course when you have a beach house there’s no question of having one without a horse. So she wanted a horse. She named it Whore.

Then Whore died. Phool was sad. They left Daman.

After a long time she told her friend Dhaatu the story of her life. Dhaatu didn’t believe her. She wanted proof; pictures.

But Phool told another story. The flood of 1992. Where the pictures of Whore and the fact that he existed were all destroyed. It was all in her memory.

Dhaatu declared her delusional.

How To Be Cool In School: By A.G. (A Gangsta)

Tuesday, February 3, 2009 at 1:14 pm | In Humor, Life | 1 Comment
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We have this friend, whom we will call A.G. She thinks she’s intelligent and creative, we’ll just say hilarious! These are some phrases that she believes are a must for enduring college.

Choke Myself!
Poke my eye out!
I’m outta here!
Oh, hell no!!
Oh no you don’t!

And last but not least: “About, that.”

P.S: Audio clips will come soon.

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